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MASTERCARD WEDDING
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about
300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming! , many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for
a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then
he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While mos
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
and bestman's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out
of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a
jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!"
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about
300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming! , many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for
a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then
he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While mos
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
and bestman's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out
of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a
jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!"