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Just read an article about a python swallowing a queen sized electric blanket, cord and all. Crazy. Makes me think fondly of Monty, a former Science Center denizen who could have swallowed the then five year old me quite easily, and probably wanted to quite often.
Went to Office Depot on behalf of the SC yesterday for supplies. Got the wrong kind of planner for the bookkeeper, and 2006 calendars instead of 2007. Called the guy. They do have the new ones, they were just hidden in the store room. Went back this morning, armed with a copy of the cover of the bookkeeper's planner to make sure I've got it right.
After much wrangling (they didn't believe that someone had told me that they had the 2007 calendars, they didn't think they had them, checking the back would take a long time..) I left with my six 2007 wall calendars and...
A 2006 finacial planner. Exactly the same as the picture I brought in. Down to the YEAR. *fume*
Funnies:
Chad: I know what I'll do with my hair! I'll get it all dredded out like Captain Jack! I'll look like such a stoner, it'll be awesome.
Mom: Chad, we're going to Wisconsin in two days. It's a very conservative state.
Debbie: Clay, do you read?
Clay: Do I read? Of course! I happen to be working on a 900 page Tom Clancy book. It's got very small print!
Me: Wow, that's positively Dickensian.
Clay: What does that mean? It can't be a real word.
Debbie: *snickers*
Me: Look it up.
(There is a monsterous 1959 Websters on the table)
Clay: Fine! How much do you want to bet it's not in here?
(It's in there)
Clay: *furious* You are going to hell in a bus and I am driving.
Went to Office Depot on behalf of the SC yesterday for supplies. Got the wrong kind of planner for the bookkeeper, and 2006 calendars instead of 2007. Called the guy. They do have the new ones, they were just hidden in the store room. Went back this morning, armed with a copy of the cover of the bookkeeper's planner to make sure I've got it right.
After much wrangling (they didn't believe that someone had told me that they had the 2007 calendars, they didn't think they had them, checking the back would take a long time..) I left with my six 2007 wall calendars and...
A 2006 finacial planner. Exactly the same as the picture I brought in. Down to the YEAR. *fume*
Funnies:
Chad: I know what I'll do with my hair! I'll get it all dredded out like Captain Jack! I'll look like such a stoner, it'll be awesome.
Mom: Chad, we're going to Wisconsin in two days. It's a very conservative state.
Debbie: Clay, do you read?
Clay: Do I read? Of course! I happen to be working on a 900 page Tom Clancy book. It's got very small print!
Me: Wow, that's positively Dickensian.
Clay: What does that mean? It can't be a real word.
Debbie: *snickers*
Me: Look it up.
(There is a monsterous 1959 Websters on the table)
Clay: Fine! How much do you want to bet it's not in here?
(It's in there)
Clay: *furious* You are going to hell in a bus and I am driving.