In Which My Icon Becomes Extremely Ironic...
So one of the classes at the Science Center this week is a circus class (not science, I know) that puts on a little show that I have to go help with in about an hour here.
I was supposed to come in and help be animal wrangler because the volunteer informed the teacher that she doesn't 'do animals' as she is allergic.
Then why the hell work at the Science Center? It's only got a veritable petting zoo in the back rooms!
Anyway. We're not doing animals now. Why, you ask?
Well, when they went to get out the rabbit to practice yesterday, Mr Bunny was busy raping the guenia pig up the ass.
Guy on Guy, interspecies porn in the animal room. The guenia pig was squealing, the rabbit was ripping his hair out, the kids were confused, the volunteers were in shock, the teacher kept yelling "Dakota, get the rabbit!"
And when he finally snapped out of it and grabbed the rabbit, this only exposed the naughty bunny bits to the kids, so everyone who hadn't figured out what was going on by that point got it then.
So, what did you learn at the Science Center today, Timmy?
I was supposed to come in and help be animal wrangler because the volunteer informed the teacher that she doesn't 'do animals' as she is allergic.
Then why the hell work at the Science Center? It's only got a veritable petting zoo in the back rooms!
Anyway. We're not doing animals now. Why, you ask?
Well, when they went to get out the rabbit to practice yesterday, Mr Bunny was busy raping the guenia pig up the ass.
Guy on Guy, interspecies porn in the animal room. The guenia pig was squealing, the rabbit was ripping his hair out, the kids were confused, the volunteers were in shock, the teacher kept yelling "Dakota, get the rabbit!"
And when he finally snapped out of it and grabbed the rabbit, this only exposed the naughty bunny bits to the kids, so everyone who hadn't figured out what was going on by that point got it then.
So, what did you learn at the Science Center today, Timmy?