Since Will doesn't appear to be updating, I'll do it for him.
He called this morning to tell me that last night be went out drinking with an Armanian diamond dealer and Tarzan.
Suprise #1: Will, who hides half finished beers under Lauren's sofa table because they taste icky went out drinking! And apparently got a bit silly. (Somewhat less suprising)
(Lauren, we've got to make Irish Car-Bombs next year. They sound amazing.)
Diamond Dealer? Well the friend he's living with works for him and he took them all out to dinner. Simple enough. Regaled them with exciting industry stories about how DeBeers held back diamonds to raise prices and single-handedly invented the diamond engagement ring. (True stories, I've heard them before.)
And Tarzan? Well apparently the boyfriend of one of the Diamond company people was the model for Disney's Tarzan movie. And looks exactly like him.
Which is bothersome.
In other news, small childern are evil. But it's not always their fault because sometimes their mom is apparently a crack whore abandoned them with the neighbors.