OMG, I will take your iPod and chuck it in the lake....
Someone two desks away from me has their little iPod stereo out and it playing a playlist of Christmas music. Now, I'm all for Christmas music here and there. But all day? ALL DAY??? I'm going to go nuts.
Note: Mr. Btch will now be King Btch. He pointed out his lack of royal title in a very sad way recently. He shall now be King Btch, unless he pisses me off. Then he'll be demoted to Prince Consort Btch.
King Btch and I actually got to go out and have Grown Up Time on Saturday night! We went to see the Pretenders play with Ingrid Michaelson and Augustana opening. Ingrid was very witty. I want to go drink wine with her and make fun of people. She has a lovely voice, too. I got her CD for the munchkin. He likes the mellow singer-songwriters. Augustana were a major surprise. Loved them live! They totally rocked and are completely adorable! The lead singer is ganglymessygoofycute in a way that you know has the girls flying at him from all sides. King Btch and I also decided that Prince Btch is not allowed to get any tatoos until he's over 18. After that, we will advise against getting any that can't be covered by long pants and a long-sleeved shirt. No neck or face tatoos, please. Those are the domain of total douchebags and idiots.
Update! Annoying Christmas Music Person is leaving early today! Yay!
Prince Btch has discovered his tongue. He enjoys showing it off whenever possible. Here's a photo of much cuteness for your enjoyment:
Note: Mr. Btch will now be King Btch. He pointed out his lack of royal title in a very sad way recently. He shall now be King Btch, unless he pisses me off. Then he'll be demoted to Prince Consort Btch.
King Btch and I actually got to go out and have Grown Up Time on Saturday night! We went to see the Pretenders play with Ingrid Michaelson and Augustana opening. Ingrid was very witty. I want to go drink wine with her and make fun of people. She has a lovely voice, too. I got her CD for the munchkin. He likes the mellow singer-songwriters. Augustana were a major surprise. Loved them live! They totally rocked and are completely adorable! The lead singer is ganglymessygoofycute in a way that you know has the girls flying at him from all sides. King Btch and I also decided that Prince Btch is not allowed to get any tatoos until he's over 18. After that, we will advise against getting any that can't be covered by long pants and a long-sleeved shirt. No neck or face tatoos, please. Those are the domain of total douchebags and idiots.
Update! Annoying Christmas Music Person is leaving early today! Yay!
Prince Btch has discovered his tongue. He enjoys showing it off whenever possible. Here's a photo of much cuteness for your enjoyment: