Yonder Plea

[queenarthur]

O MIGHTY VALAR, especially those who are primarily concerned with like, sex and babies and related things, um, HELP!

This, and etc. Which is to say, me and Issy want to have a baby so we can name it Lapis Lazuli, but we are both of the same gender. SEND US YOUR MIGHTY VALAR-LY AID!!

Comments

[estethegentle]

Awwwwwwwwwww, people want to make babies!!

But howhowhow?

Is Arthur too much of a dyke to let herself get knocked up by man-Issy?

[queenarthur]

Ummmmm.

I could swing it. *nods*

XD

[estethegentle]

Gooooooood choice. ;)

Issy Issy Issy is that okay with you?

[ghostofisildur]

OFCOURSEOFCOURSE!!!!

I get to be a man again for a day? And shag my darling Arthur???

*SQUEE*

[estethegentle]

Ooooh yes! Just let me know when you guys are ready, and you get 24 hours of maleness. ;D

[ghostofisildur]

Eep, I just thought of something, O Great and benevolent Gentle Estë. Is it going to be a problem that my old body is currently in zombie-form? Am I going to have to get a different one? I definitely don't want to have to use the oozing, undead, greenish-tinged one.

[estethegentle]

You can pick any body you want. Oozing green undead bodies don't exactly have the best chances at procreation anyway.

[ghostofisildur]

EEeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEeeee! I am so excited!! I think Arthur should pick the body, since it needs to be one that is attractive to her. *nods*

[queenarthur]

Oooooooooooh. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I will have to, er, think.

XD XD XD XD XD