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Dear people on the train,
Do you really have to stand up from your seats and squish into me for the last 5 minutes of every journey? I can promise if you have trodden on my foot in your stupid rush, there is no way you are getting anywhere fast becase i will be minstry of super-slow walking my way down the carriage. JUST SIT STILL AND WAIT!
Also, whilst we're on train etiquette, please can you children use your indoor voices so we don''t all get to hear your technicolour uppdate on the joys of teen sex.. I don't think your opinions on this issue make you sound as grown up as you think they do.
Do you really have to stand up from your seats and squish into me for the last 5 minutes of every journey? I can promise if you have trodden on my foot in your stupid rush, there is no way you are getting anywhere fast becase i will be minstry of super-slow walking my way down the carriage. JUST SIT STILL AND WAIT!
Also, whilst we're on train etiquette, please can you children use your indoor voices so we don''t all get to hear your technicolour uppdate on the joys of teen sex.. I don't think your opinions on this issue make you sound as grown up as you think they do.