I'm not angry at Estel, you know. I'm angry at myself... for being such a passive elf. They said I was the most beautiful elf after Lúthien, but she was more then just a pretty face. She did stuff.. like steal the silmarilis from Morgoth. All I did was make a banner. :(
Yeah, but fighting and whatnot was never your thing, Arwen. Besides. Passive my arse. I distinctly remember may a bruise you gave me from excessive amounts of big brother torment.
Look. If you really want to get toughened up why don't I take you hunting? That or if you'd prefer not to I can still teach you how to use a whole variety of weapons.
Maces are great. They don't make people bleed too much since most of the damage is crushing damage. Unless you hit them in the face. Then SPURRRT goes their nose!!!
*gets a tingly feeling that you're not your happiest*
*drops round to see you*
Oh SISTER...
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*smiles weakly*
*bites my trembling lips*
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I'm not angry at Estel, you know. I'm angry at myself... for being such a passive elf. They said I was the most beautiful elf after Lúthien, but she was more then just a pretty face. She did stuff.. like steal the silmarilis from Morgoth. All I did was make a banner. :(
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*smiles affectionately at you, hugging you again*
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*giggles remembering the bruise* You taught me well. ;)
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Really? Teach me how to use a weapon?
*bounces*
Then I can help tackle Morgoth... amd I'll be just like Luthie and Eowyn.. :D
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Uhm... you might want to be careful about Morgoth. Fuck, I'M wary about the bastard. He's got hideous powers over maggots.
*shudders slightly*
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But still... *squee* weapons!!!
I want to learn how to use a.. um... mace!
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Maces are great. They don't make people bleed too much since most of the damage is crushing damage. Unless you hit them in the face. Then SPURRRT goes their nose!!!
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Ewww... I wouldn't like that. Blood is so hard to wash out of velvet.
*is not having second thoughts is very determined to be She-ra to Estel's He-man*
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You'd probably also get a lot of your husband's attentin in the right cut of mithril chainmail.
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Ohhh.. I get to buy a new outfit? Do I get new shoes too? :D :D :D
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*smiles in an indulgent big brother way*
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Can I have mithril stars on mine?
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