Quickie
We came home and put together a grill today. We decided we didn't have enough meat to test how long the charcoals stayed at 350 so we went back to the store. We were checking out and the same bag boy came up. I guess this gentleman is about 50 or so and mentally handicapped.
Him: " I saw you! I saw you earlier! You came back!"
Me: " Yes, we decided we needed more meat."
Him: *pointing at Randy* "Why don't you just cook him?"
Me: *eyebrows raised* "Wha???"
Him: *points at Randy again* "WHY. DON'T. YOU. JUST. COOK. HIM." ?????????
*thinking at this point* What's the quickest way out of here?
Him: " I saw you! I saw you earlier! You came back!"
Me: " Yes, we decided we needed more meat."
Him: *pointing at Randy* "Why don't you just cook him?"
Me: *eyebrows raised* "Wha???"
Him: *points at Randy again* "WHY. DON'T. YOU. JUST. COOK. HIM." ?????????
*thinking at this point* What's the quickest way out of here?