Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave
princesssketchy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November
bowl_of_dirt and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Sunday I helped
sing_a_song643 see the light (8 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed
fooshwa's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-983 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
queen-peapod