I remember when I was nine years old, someone finally explained to me what royal life would really be like, and my response was basically, "You know what? That actually sounds pretty terrible." And my opinion hasn't changed much since then.
But I have to admit, it would be really cool to get personalized congratulations on the birth of your baby from Kermit the Frog:
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This is actually really appropriate too, because the Muppets have a
history with
the British Royal Family.
(It's too bad that Prince Charles had to turn down that invitation to appear on The Muppet Show, because I think that would have been hilarious, if only for the pure "WTF-I-can't-believe-this-is-actually-happening" factor.)