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21:13 pm,
5th February 2010
Quantico
To: Reid
From: Morgan
Hey Baby Girl, u mind if we cancel for tonight?
D8 with a hot guy from the gym ;)
XX
To: Morgan
From: Reid
I’m assuming you sent the message to the
wrong number and didn’t start calling me baby girl.
Reid
To: Reid
From: Morgan
Nope, pretty boy. Sorry, obviously it was 4 Garcia.
You’re not gonna mention the second part of the text?
To: Morgan
From: Reid
Why would I?
To: Reid
From: Morgan
I didn’t spell it wrong. Guy. Date.
From: Reid
To: Morgan
It’s nice to know your hunting field for one-night
stands is even wider than what I thought.
From: Morgan
To: Reid
Nothin wrong in havin fun. And anyway,
if I waited for the one I’m seriously interested in
I’d have grey hair before I get laid again.
To: Morgan
From: Reid
Always the romantic. May I know the gender of said person?
To: Reid
From: Morgan
He’s a he, and totally not the person I usually go for…
To: Reid
From: Morgan
Why u’re not answering?
9.28 am
7th February 2010
Quantico
To: Reid
From: Morgan
Where r u PB? Ur paperwork is glaring at me from your desk.
To: Morgan
From: Reid
PB?
To: Reid
From: Morgan
Pretty Boy.
Where r u, srsly?
To: Morgan
From: Reid
I’ll say it if you stop writing like a 14 year old with an under evolved brain.
To: Reid
From: Morgan
Well, you type like a 60 year old so I guess we kinda balance each other.
To: Morgan
From: Reid
60 year old don’t even know how to text.
To: Reid
From: Morgan
I can almost hear the lecture on the history of cell phones…
And where the heck are you?
To: Morgan
From: Reid
Ever heard of privacy?
To: Reid
From: Morgan
My best friend is a woman who can
know anything with a click, so no.
Speaking of that, do I really need to go up to
her to find out where u are, or u’re gonna tell me?
From: Reid
To: Morgan
I’m at the post office. Now finish your paperwork.
From: Morgan
To: Reid
Ok mom.
10.05 am
From: Morgan
To: Reid
U’re at the gym!? Can’t believe it man xD
From: Reid
To: Morgan
I only want to keep myself fit in order to
be able to meet the needs of our job.
From: Morgan
To: Reid
But every time I try to drag you to my
self defense classes you fake some kind
of incurable disease…
From: Reid
To: Morgan
I wrote keep fit, not be bent in half by some
9 feet guy.
From: Morgan
To: Reid
You don’t realize how many double meanings that sentence has,
Do u?
11.04 pm
7th February 2010
Quantico
To: Morgan
From: Reid
I can’t believe you actually mentioned me being
Bent by 9 feet guys in front of the team.
From: Morgan
To: Reid
Garcia’s gonna have wet dreams for weeks.
And I was just quoting you.
From: Reid
To: Morgan
You took the sentence out of its context!
It sounded…bad.
From: Morgan
To: Reid
The shade of red you were able to reach was totally worth it.
What r u doing?
From: Reid
To: Morgan
Star Trek and a bowl of ice cream. You?
From: Morgan
To: Reid
Such a geek…
Some kind of chick flik ‘cause I’m too tired to get up
And change channel.
From: Reid
To: Morgan
Ever heard of the remote? Invented by Robert
Adler in 1956. He died in 2007.
From: Morgan
To: Reid
Yeah…Clooney pretty much ate it as a revenge
For our trip to Boston 3 weeks ago.
My boy gets lonely sometimes ;)
From: Reid
To: Morgan
Want me to come over so he can entertain himself
Scaring the hell out of me?
From: Morgan
To: Reid
That was ‘cause you were sitting on his
Spot of the couch. But it was quite amusing
Watching a fed being terrified by a golden retriever…
From: Reid
To: Morgan
That dog hates me, wherever I stand or whatever I do.
I saw him glare at me even when I was feeding him as you were slumped
On the couch snoring.
From: Morgan
To: Reid
If you come here with the ice cream and a movie
I might lock my boy in the laundry. Deal?
I don’t snore.
From: Reid
To: Morgan
On my way.
And you do snore.