Hey, kids, gather 'round, I have a funny story to tell you.
Today I had a long shift at The Mermaid. I was in a pissy mood to start, but eventually I cheered up. Around 10 PM, three hours before I would be completely done, a really catchy song came on the satellite radio. It was upbeat and quirky, and as I was wiping down tables I thought to myself, "I should go check out who the artist is so I can obtain some of their music!" This is something I do pretty often; sometimes The Mermaid has really great taste. So I went to the back room to find out who was singing.
Do you know, internets? Can you guess?
No?
Okay, I will tell you! Are you ready for this?
I feel like I haven't built it up enough yet.
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Okay, here you go: It was The Young Veins.
ARE YOU SHOCKED AND AMAZED? I sure as hell was. I made a 8O face for almost a complete minute before calling
cloudlessclimes to screech at her about how my world was all askew.
So there you have it, boys and girls: For three minutes today, I had a brain malfunction and actually appreciated Ryan Ross's voice and existence. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.