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Ahahahahahaha, oh, theatre drama is so endlessly delightful. I will spare you all the details and cut straight to the moral of the story: NEVER SLEEP WITH AN ACTOR. Do not ever even want to sleep with an actor. Actors are crazy people. Actors crave drama and excitement. Actors sometimes go out of their way to create drama and excitement in their own lives, without necessarily thinking about the ramifications of said actions. (Actors are actors because they don't do so well without a script.) Actors bad! Sanity good!
...I have not slept with an actor, but I know of at least two people who have, and one who wanted to until she found out about one of the other two, and I have now heard the actor's running lines from two different sources, and he is spinning at least two different webs of lies, and. SERIOUSLY, NEVER WITH AN ACTOR.
In completely other news, today at The Mermaid I served a woman with a Hot Topic Visa card. "DUDE, that is awesome, as if you have this, man, that's so cool!" I enthused, and she was all, "Oh, I work for the company." And I was like, "DUDE, AWESOME!" And then she was like, "We're opening stores in Toronto in July!" And then I shit my pants a little and waved my hands in the air and cried "Hallelujah!". So she gave me her card and some brochures and now I have an interview tomorrow, ahahaha. FOR A JOB AT HOT TOPIC. WHAT. (disarm_d, I have a good idea about how much you are going to yell at me for this, but I am about to tell you why this could be totally awesome.) I could wear band t-shirts every single damn day and get paid for it! I could wear my nose ring and show my tattoo and get paid for it! When the theatre is dark, I could dye my hair whacky colours again and get paid for it. And, wait for it: THEY WILL REIMBURSE ME FOR CONCERT TICKETS. WHAT IS THIS JOB.
Now, the last time I worked a job in legit retail I hated every bit of it, but I'm going to go to this interview tomorrow and I am going to rock the shit out of it and we will see what happens after that. My fifteen year old self would never forgive me for not at least trying, and I am not gonna lie, I am sorely tempted to just hand in my two weeks' notice at The Mermaid right now, but I am going to pretend to be an adult for just a little while and be rational about this. Dude, though. Hot Topic. WHAT.
...I have not slept with an actor, but I know of at least two people who have, and one who wanted to until she found out about one of the other two, and I have now heard the actor's running lines from two different sources, and he is spinning at least two different webs of lies, and. SERIOUSLY, NEVER WITH AN ACTOR.
In completely other news, today at The Mermaid I served a woman with a Hot Topic Visa card. "DUDE, that is awesome, as if you have this, man, that's so cool!" I enthused, and she was all, "Oh, I work for the company." And I was like, "DUDE, AWESOME!" And then she was like, "We're opening stores in Toronto in July!" And then I shit my pants a little and waved my hands in the air and cried "Hallelujah!". So she gave me her card and some brochures and now I have an interview tomorrow, ahahaha. FOR A JOB AT HOT TOPIC. WHAT. (disarm_d, I have a good idea about how much you are going to yell at me for this, but I am about to tell you why this could be totally awesome.) I could wear band t-shirts every single damn day and get paid for it! I could wear my nose ring and show my tattoo and get paid for it! When the theatre is dark, I could dye my hair whacky colours again and get paid for it. And, wait for it: THEY WILL REIMBURSE ME FOR CONCERT TICKETS. WHAT IS THIS JOB.
Now, the last time I worked a job in legit retail I hated every bit of it, but I'm going to go to this interview tomorrow and I am going to rock the shit out of it and we will see what happens after that. My fifteen year old self would never forgive me for not at least trying, and I am not gonna lie, I am sorely tempted to just hand in my two weeks' notice at The Mermaid right now, but I am going to pretend to be an adult for just a little while and be rational about this. Dude, though. Hot Topic. WHAT.