Monkey???

Feb 23, 2010 14:20

ooc: Yes, Cordy is still alive... somewhere. I'm trying to drag her back out to play, so here's hoping she doesn't clam up on me again! In an attempt to explain why she's been MIA for so long, she's been traveling in Europe for a while, trying to find herself again. She needed time to get over all the stuff that's happened to her and clear her head, get back to her old self, blah blah. :)

The animal associated with you in the Chinese zodiac.

Ew. According to that Wikipedia thing, I'm a Monkey. That's got to be, like, the lamest one. Well, except for the Rat. That one's gross, too. Couldn't the Chinese use cool animals, like horses or eagles or, I don't know, anything else? It's not hard to find better animals than monkeys and rats!

Though that description thing isn't so bad, I guess. It says I'm an intense and powerful individual, and intelligent and charismatic. I can't really argue with that, can I? Of course, it also says I can be a destructive manipulator and a hedonist. I'm not entirely sure why that's a bad thing.

Also, there's this page that says I'm a "Metal Monkey." Is that like a robot monkey? God, it just keeps getting lamer! It doesn't say what it means, though, to be metal. Just that the general Monkey motto is "I Entertain." I guess that fits me, but I still don't like the monkey part. Monkeys are gross and smelly and they eat bugs off of each other.

I never really thought much of astrology and zodiac stuff. My mom was into it for a while, and I remember days where she wouldn't leave the house because her horoscope said something she didn't like. I always thought the whole thing was pretty stupid. I know I'm a Capricorn (a goat - the lame animals just keep coming!), and that's about it. Sure, I'll sometimes read my horoscope in the paper, if I've got nothing better to do. But I don't plan my day around what it says or anything. If I was going to do that, I might as well start calling the Psychic Friends Network, too. (Something else my mother did, until Daddy got the phone bill and freaked out on her.)

I'm really rambling now, aren't I? I need to get back into the hang of this journaling thing.

tm

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