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[queen_beruthiel]

*SCREAMS*

BASTARDS! I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE! I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE! HOW DARE THEY DO SUCH A THING TO MY POOR, INNOCENT SPIES CATS! My poor girls. ;_;

And yes, for your information, I DO have 60 years of newspapers at my place, but only for the purposes of research, not because I'm a slob.

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[bastard_irmo]

*scratches his head and looks confused*

What're you bitchin' about now?

[queen_beruthiel]

YOU AND YOUR COKED-UP BROTHER KILLED MY CATS! YOU SHOT THEM OUT OF CANNONS!

[bastard_irmo]

OH YEAH!!! XD XD XD

[queen_beruthiel]

*hisses*

*launches herself at you and starts clawing at your face in an ill-advised attack*

[bastard_irmo]

*blinks and pulls you off him, holding you by your wrists at arms length*

Say... YOU'RE JUST LIKE A CAT!!!!

Although I'll need a bigger canon... Hmmm...

[queen_beruthiel]

*writhes and tries to bite your hand*

What the hell is wrong with you? Just because you're marriage is up the creek, AGAIN, what does that have to do with MY CATS!?

[bastard_irmo]

Take that one up with Namo.

*decides to abruptly demanifest and reappears on the ceiling*

[queen_beruthiel]

*looks up, staring daggers at you*

You'll pay. >:|

[bastard_irmo]

*cackles madly*

Don't think so, sugarlips.

[queen_beruthiel]

I thought you were meant to be the "good guys". You're just thugs.

[bastard_irmo]

Like morality means anything to you.

[queen_beruthiel]

Who said anything about morality? I'm talking about hypocrisy, and I know full well what that is.

[bastard_irmo]

Bite me, bitch.

[queen_beruthiel]

Well I would have done, but you then you went up on the ceiling.

[bastard_irmo]

So I can leer down your cleavage.

[queen_beruthiel]

*folds her arms* :|

I've never considered myself an ornament for men to gawp at, and I'm not about to start now.