YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!, I WAS IN THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!

[queejipoo]

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
01 - Spiders
02 - Happy people
03 - Asians driving

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
01 - Why California allows illegal BEANERS to live
02 - why I can't kill said BEANERS
03 - my urge to hate

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
01 - how to Drift
02 - to haggle
03 - to slit throats and not kill someone....JUST KIDDING............or am i????????

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
01 - My balls
02 - a shirt
03 - pants

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
01 - what desk?
02 - the desk over there by my room?
03 - i don't have a desk

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
01 - learn to fall
02 - take a lethal dose of Viagra
03 - whistle like a BEANER

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
01 - mean
02 - odd
03 - i will lie to you just to hurt you

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
01 - ham?
02 - not ham?
03 - poo

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
01 - plaid
02 - ninja
03 - cracker

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 - my above average penis
02 - when i slam said penis into your pussy
03 - my hands that choke you when you burn me with wax

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 - my brain
02 - my pinkie toe
03 - your house?

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
01 - i've stabbed someone....they lived
02 - i speak Russian
03 - i like to fight for money

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
01 - Fuck
02 - AHHH!!!, BUTT-KNUCKLES!!!!!!!!!
03 - you guys see that camel??????

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
01 - Russia
02 - Neverland...i want to strangle peter pan
03 - to the bathroom...i have to poop

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
01 - Jason
02 - Security
03 - baby, slap my ass again >:)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
01 - Pustulio81@aol.com
02 - DarkenRahl8120@aol.com
03 - Bloodthumper69@aol.com