Just In Time For Christmas -Hint-Hint-

[queefus]

Let it be known that in the first commercial break of the office tonight, there was an advertisment for the (cue trumpet fanfare) TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET DVD!!!!! For those of you that aren't familiar, this last year R Kelly produced the first sexy, get-it-on, R&B, operetic Shakespearean Drama in SERIAL FORM. It is the zaniest, awesomest, most unintentionally funny, experiment in the history of sexy R&B songs. AND NOW, YOU CAN PURCHASE ALL 12 INSTALMENTS OF THE TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET STORYON ONE DVD!!!!

Sorry, I was just really excited.