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Sean: Hey, Artie? Guess what idiot? What you did today?
Artie: Um...
Sean: SHWANG! Hey, I got a new TeNDendo!
Artie:
Sean: Swear to god, I got it a Shwonkies for two dollars.
Artie: Oh, yeah? Let me see it!
Artie: Wow.
Sean: Yeah, you like that idiot. I got it, you don't.
Artie: Shut up.
Sean: Hey, guess what? It has new games!
Artie: What games?
Sean: I want to play it! It's called Pac-Twins.
Sean: They came to the party looking the same! Good god, they look so much like the same person. I would say to them, "You want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes.
Artie: How in the hell?
Sean: They are twins, that's how!
Artie: Let's play!
(P.S. Sorry I neglected you, Internets! I've got last week's tomorrow!)