the 4th of july...
i want fun things to happen, but they will not...went to the carnival last night, had a girl bow to me and kiss my feet...good times. william is a baby panda...he hates me now, i'm sure. i'm sorry, i just love him so much...i'm hooking my friend james up with a female...for a price...he must be nice to me...i hate america...but any holiday that give an excuse for alcohol and explosions is a good holiday! come to william's house and we will celebrate!