Pr Moise!!!!!!
WELL, my hat's off to anyone that can shave with a safety razor...
I cannot shave with a safety razor, if by "shaving" I mean cutting all of my face hair off...
(but not my "Face...Off", for that would be silly, and I would hate to look like Nicholas Cage)
And NOT giving myself razor-burn...
As it is, I'm currently sporting a rather nice razor-burn 'stache and goatee (Congratulations me!).
In other news, I would highly suggest not trying to climb the walls in the hallway of your girlfriend's home...
She will hate you,
Her roomates will hate you,
Their fussy cat will hate you (but that cat never liked you in the first place)...
You will pull your foot, which you swear has gone up the wall before, out of the wall...
You will be embarrassed
You will beg your friend to come over and repair your attempt to climb the wall, ply him with fine ale
You will be embarrassed
But now your embarrassment will have taken the shape of a light-bulb-shaped hole in a beige sheet-rock wall...
I cannot shave with a safety razor, if by "shaving" I mean cutting all of my face hair off...
(but not my "Face...Off", for that would be silly, and I would hate to look like Nicholas Cage)
And NOT giving myself razor-burn...
As it is, I'm currently sporting a rather nice razor-burn 'stache and goatee (Congratulations me!).
In other news, I would highly suggest not trying to climb the walls in the hallway of your girlfriend's home...
She will hate you,
Her roomates will hate you,
Their fussy cat will hate you (but that cat never liked you in the first place)...
You will pull your foot, which you swear has gone up the wall before, out of the wall...
You will be embarrassed
You will beg your friend to come over and repair your attempt to climb the wall, ply him with fine ale
You will be embarrassed
But now your embarrassment will have taken the shape of a light-bulb-shaped hole in a beige sheet-rock wall...