Kit-kun's rants. PG-13 warning. XD
Hey guys.
This isn't one of those incredibly, mind-blowingly stupid chain bulletins.
I actually took the time to type this all out, letter for letter. My fingers will cramp at the end of this.
If you haven't figured out yet from all the hints, I'm going to rant for a while. Get ready to read. pull out a dictionary, censor every other word, or to just hit that back button.
So, just a question, has anyone ever been simply amazed or stupidified at the amount of pointless questioning going around lately? Just listen closely to the people who ask questions a lot.
"Is Australia, like, a like, continent, or like, a country?"
Idiots.
Even though I still haven't figured out the answer for myself. People tend not to listen to those types of questions from me at all. Oh well. *shoots brains out*
For God's sake, don't use "Like", "like", "lyke", "lYkE", "LyKe", or any other variation of that word around me in the beginning, middle, and end of a sentence or question where it CLEARLY DOES NOT BELONG!!! Nothing in the English language dictates that you must use it a minimum of two times, much less even once to begin with.
Those people with the fake "British" accent? For the love of God, there is no such thing as a fucking British accent! It's English, bricks, English!!! If you think you need an accent, you don't. In fact, your mouth needs to be sewn shut and we should never hear another idiotic, widespread term like that ever come forth from it.
When some people say "shut up!", they really, really, REALLY mean it. As offensive as it may seem, not everyone likes the grating sound of your teeth as they attempt to form into intelligent words that will, of course, only come out in the form of a DONKEY BRAYING. No one wants to hear it, or any other variation of the same matter.
No one except the people who intend to make fun of you forevermore in the form of taunts and rumors will never want to hear your personal woes and ungodly habits. Anyone who reads this and says otherwise shall have a fully loaded gun with an easy-to-read tag filled with one simple instruction mailed to them, courtesy of the Darwin's Theory of Evolution Company.
If you can't read it on the tag, it says, "Point open end in between eyes and pull trigger."
Further and foremost, remember:
We ranters would love it if you would follow the instructions and save us the time of having to eliminate you in another, clearly more mentally aggravating and painful fashion. It's called school.
With much love,
Christine -
To: World.
This isn't one of those incredibly, mind-blowingly stupid chain bulletins.
I actually took the time to type this all out, letter for letter. My fingers will cramp at the end of this.
If you haven't figured out yet from all the hints, I'm going to rant for a while. Get ready to read. pull out a dictionary, censor every other word, or to just hit that back button.
So, just a question, has anyone ever been simply amazed or stupidified at the amount of pointless questioning going around lately? Just listen closely to the people who ask questions a lot.
"Is Australia, like, a like, continent, or like, a country?"
Idiots.
Even though I still haven't figured out the answer for myself. People tend not to listen to those types of questions from me at all. Oh well. *shoots brains out*
For God's sake, don't use "Like", "like", "lyke", "lYkE", "LyKe", or any other variation of that word around me in the beginning, middle, and end of a sentence or question where it CLEARLY DOES NOT BELONG!!! Nothing in the English language dictates that you must use it a minimum of two times, much less even once to begin with.
Those people with the fake "British" accent? For the love of God, there is no such thing as a fucking British accent! It's English, bricks, English!!! If you think you need an accent, you don't. In fact, your mouth needs to be sewn shut and we should never hear another idiotic, widespread term like that ever come forth from it.
When some people say "shut up!", they really, really, REALLY mean it. As offensive as it may seem, not everyone likes the grating sound of your teeth as they attempt to form into intelligent words that will, of course, only come out in the form of a DONKEY BRAYING. No one wants to hear it, or any other variation of the same matter.
No one except the people who intend to make fun of you forevermore in the form of taunts and rumors will never want to hear your personal woes and ungodly habits. Anyone who reads this and says otherwise shall have a fully loaded gun with an easy-to-read tag filled with one simple instruction mailed to them, courtesy of the Darwin's Theory of Evolution Company.
If you can't read it on the tag, it says, "Point open end in between eyes and pull trigger."
Further and foremost, remember:
We ranters would love it if you would follow the instructions and save us the time of having to eliminate you in another, clearly more mentally aggravating and painful fashion. It's called school.
With much love,
Christine -
To: World.