Minty Fresh Conjunctiva

[quasilemur]

So, it turns out there is a reason they call it mouthwash and not eyewash. Apparently, it's not a commercial ploy, and it's not The Man keeping you down.

There is not, to my knowledge, an emoticon for "My eyeball is free from The Gum Disease Known as Gingivitis", but you're all welcome to try.