He said WHAT??
Yes, I've been rubbish at updating this lately, so let me return with a cracking-good gem that I have managed to find whilst studying Japanese.
There's a very good website by Charles Kelly that has numerous tasks you can do in order to extend your Japanese vocab. One of the less accurate, but most hilarious resources on the site is a bilingual English-Japanese Random Sentence Generator which you merely have to click on in order for it to provide you with some very useful (!) sentences.
Today's helpful phrases were:
See what hilarity you can generate at: http://www.manythings.org/c/r8.cgi/sentences