FUCK PLANES, I'M IN A CAR, MOTHERFUCKER
I want an epic J2 sports AU, like Topspin.
In other news, my roommate is a bit of an attention whore. She's all like, MY EX-BOYFRIEND KEEP IM-ING ME, O NOES, LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!! And I'm thinking SIGN OFF, BITCH! He's not harassing her, for fuck's sake. Poor guy got seriously screwed in the head by her.
Also, inspired by mediocrechick 's " I'm In An Impala" and based on a parody of the song "I'm on a Boat":
Instrumental version:
I'M IN A CAR
DEAN:
Aww shit,
get your rock salt ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the world hit the fucking floor
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We hunting this, let's go
SAM & DEAN:
I'm in a car
I'm in a car
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding in a car
I’m in a car
I’m in a car
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking car
DEAN:
I'm in a car motherfucker take a look at me
Got my own motherfucking show on tv
Broke the speed limit, yeah, going really far
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm in a car
SAM:
Hit the road, jerk
I'm in a car, bitch
We drinking cold cheap beer,
Cause we ain’t rich
I got my laptop
And my baby dollies
I'm antiquing while you out
getting off your jollies
I got a gun, it kills demons and shit
I shoot crossroad chicks cause my brother’s in debt
But this ain't hell, this is good as it gets
I'm in a car, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
DEAN:
I'm in a car and
It's going fast and
I got a cassette player
that plays my bands
I'm a Winchester man
And I’m hot as hell
If you're want some fun
I’m staying at a motel
Get the fuck up, this car is REAL!!!
SAM & DEAN:
Fuck planes, I'm in a car, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck Fords, I drive Chevys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m in the front with my bro, motherfucker (yeah)
This car engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see us now
Two boys on the highway to hell
FBI’s most wanted, we been in a cell
Supernatural, anything is possible!
CASTIEL:
Yeah, I lived my life in a cloud
My voice is really loud
Raphael,
You’re my bitch, ohh
Never thought I’d see the end of days
Don’t matter how much I pray
Believe me when I say
God has work for you
SAM & DEAN:
I’m in a car
I’m in a car
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding in a car
I’m in a car
I’m in a car
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' car
Planning on recording this when I get time. Can't sing worth crap, but it's fun. I'm quite proud of myself.
In other news, my roommate is a bit of an attention whore. She's all like, MY EX-BOYFRIEND KEEP IM-ING ME, O NOES, LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!! And I'm thinking SIGN OFF, BITCH! He's not harassing her, for fuck's sake. Poor guy got seriously screwed in the head by her.
Also, inspired by mediocrechick 's " I'm In An Impala" and based on a parody of the song "I'm on a Boat":
Instrumental version:
Click to viewI'M IN A CAR
DEAN:
Aww shit,
get your rock salt ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the world hit the fucking floor
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We hunting this, let's go
SAM & DEAN:
I'm in a car
I'm in a car
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding in a car
I’m in a car
I’m in a car
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking car
DEAN:
I'm in a car motherfucker take a look at me
Got my own motherfucking show on tv
Broke the speed limit, yeah, going really far
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm in a car
SAM:
Hit the road, jerk
I'm in a car, bitch
We drinking cold cheap beer,
Cause we ain’t rich
I got my laptop
And my baby dollies
I'm antiquing while you out
getting off your jollies
I got a gun, it kills demons and shit
I shoot crossroad chicks cause my brother’s in debt
But this ain't hell, this is good as it gets
I'm in a car, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
DEAN:
I'm in a car and
It's going fast and
I got a cassette player
that plays my bands
I'm a Winchester man
And I’m hot as hell
If you're want some fun
I’m staying at a motel
Get the fuck up, this car is REAL!!!
SAM & DEAN:
Fuck planes, I'm in a car, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck Fords, I drive Chevys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m in the front with my bro, motherfucker (yeah)
This car engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see us now
Two boys on the highway to hell
FBI’s most wanted, we been in a cell
Supernatural, anything is possible!
CASTIEL:
Yeah, I lived my life in a cloud
My voice is really loud
Raphael,
You’re my bitch, ohh
Never thought I’d see the end of days
Don’t matter how much I pray
Believe me when I say
God has work for you
SAM & DEAN:
I’m in a car
I’m in a car
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding in a car
I’m in a car
I’m in a car
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' car
Planning on recording this when I get time. Can't sing worth crap, but it's fun. I'm quite proud of myself.