Heard during tonight's hockey game, where Michigan played Michigan State:
If you can't go to college, go to State!
If you can't go to college, go to State!
If you can't go to college and you really really SUCK,
If you can't go to college, go to State!
If you can't go to State, shoot yourself!
If you can't go to State, shoot yourself!
If you can't go to State and you really really SUCK,
If you can't go to State, shoot yourself!
If you can't shoot yourself, re-apply!
If you can't shoot yourself, re-apply!
If you can't shoot yourself and you really really SUCK,
If you can't shoot yourself, re-apply!
Also, since
the opposing team's colors were green and white and their fans shout "GO GREEN! GO WHITE!" over and over: Can't read! Can't write!
andSmoke green! Snort white!
I mean, I know that there's some variation of this at many schools, but AHAHAHAH THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME SINGING ALONG TO A RAGE KUM-BAY-A, and it was fantastic. The three-thousand strong student section screamed DIR-TY HOB-BIT at their
5'6 goalie,
Bailey being like WHAT MOTHAFUCKAH, complete with head movement, to a guy on the other team while being escorted back to the bench, and Cogliano recovering from smacked in the balls from behind with a hockey stick by the other team's defenseman. :D
Good stuff. Good, cleansing stuff. Now I know what the crowds at the Roman Coliseum sounded like when they were screaming for blood.