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1. What religion is MacGuyver?
2. If you had the following options, what would you pick and why?
-----Play football at D-1 school
-----Play beer league flag football in Warwick with an injured shoulder, and not even win the championship
-----Insist on pitching every time we play wiffle ball, relying heavily on a pitch you researched online entitled "The rotator cuff atomizer"
3. Hypothetical situation. Myself, your cousin Ronnie, and a hotchick are in your immediate company. You have in your possession a bowl of deliscious "Muddy Buddies" candies. Who do you not offer them to?
4. How did you come up with the tetherball?
5. Is your Joe Hauser sacktitus a direct result of years of using "the cork" [a primitive masturbation clean up manuever where you have failed to plan ahead for the mess and opt to instead cork the tip perhaps causing irreconciable damage, a fitting metaphor for the way Joe lives his life]?
1.) Mac, as his called by his friends, studies the religion of bad ass, in some parts this faith is called bad mamajama or pump action pimp.
1.a) Or: This is a trick question Mac is God
2.) I see where you are going with this and I don't like it. Obviously I want to play d 1 football, but the latter two I did after I lost the chance, on a side note I think all 3 are related, I throw that wiffle ball pitch because it’s unhittable, and I played in that league because I was out of competitive anything for so long. THE WILL TO WIN JALETTE, the will to win.
3.)Point Jalette, I choked, badly, but I find my incredible lack of game to have altered me so badly that now I am afraid to even look at, never mind talk to, pretty women. But she was hot.
4.) By accident, like all good things, i.e., silly putty. It was a shear mistake. ( For those of you who don't know, the tetherball is my patented dance move. To perform place hands on hips, to frame the gentile area, bend knees slightly, then rock hips back and forth and side to side, the boys down below will be dancing a jig in no time.) I can't put a specific date on the day it was discovered, however, the friends I have made.... and lost from it are innumerable.
5.) Thanks for not getting to personal with the questions, no, the cork unlike Sosa's bat has no ill effects. The sackititus, big balls, is from mama's cooking and gods gifts.
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2. If you had the following options, what would you pick and why?
-----Play football at D-1 school
-----Play beer league flag football in Warwick with an injured shoulder, and not even win the championship
-----Insist on pitching every time we play wiffle ball, relying heavily on a pitch you researched online entitled "The rotator cuff atomizer"
3. Hypothetical situation. Myself, your cousin Ronnie, and a hotchick are in your immediate company. You have in your possession a bowl of deliscious "Muddy Buddies" candies. Who do you not offer them to?
4. How did you come up with the tetherball?
5. Is your Joe Hauser sacktitus a direct result of years of using "the cork" [a primitive masturbation clean up manuever where you have failed to plan ahead for the mess and opt to instead cork the tip perhaps causing irreconciable damage, a fitting metaphor for the way Joe lives his life]?
1.) Mac, as his called by his friends, studies the religion of bad ass, in some parts this faith is called bad mamajama or pump action pimp.
1.a) Or: This is a trick question Mac is God
2.) I see where you are going with this and I don't like it. Obviously I want to play d 1 football, but the latter two I did after I lost the chance, on a side note I think all 3 are related, I throw that wiffle ball pitch because it’s unhittable, and I played in that league because I was out of competitive anything for so long. THE WILL TO WIN JALETTE, the will to win.
3.)Point Jalette, I choked, badly, but I find my incredible lack of game to have altered me so badly that now I am afraid to even look at, never mind talk to, pretty women. But she was hot.
4.) By accident, like all good things, i.e., silly putty. It was a shear mistake. ( For those of you who don't know, the tetherball is my patented dance move. To perform place hands on hips, to frame the gentile area, bend knees slightly, then rock hips back and forth and side to side, the boys down below will be dancing a jig in no time.) I can't put a specific date on the day it was discovered, however, the friends I have made.... and lost from it are innumerable.
5.) Thanks for not getting to personal with the questions, no, the cork unlike Sosa's bat has no ill effects. The sackititus, big balls, is from mama's cooking and gods gifts.
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed