May 03, 2003 21:01
Remember way back when gangster rap was easy? You had your East Side and you had your West Side, The lines were drawn and everyone knew who side you were on. Biggie along with Junior Mafia, and Puffy Daddy before he was P Diddy, made up the east side, and Dr. Dre, Snoop doggy dog, and Tu Pac were clearly on the left side. Then all hell breaks loose. Biggie gets shot, Tu Pac gets shot. Line are skewed forever more.
50 cent is touring with Jay Z, Jay Z is from the NYC, NYC is on the east coast, Fitty as I like to call him is on the east coast, it makes sense right. Wrong, Fitty record was put out by G unit, under Shady records, Eminem’s label, Eminem is from Detroit, that isn’t east coast! But the plot thickens, Shady records is under Aftermath records, Dr. Dre’s label, Dr. Dre is clearly a west coast rapper, Can a white boy get a program?
I just heard a song in which Eminem disses Irv Gotti of Murder Inc. records, J lo has done several duets with Ja rule of the Murder inc posse, J lo dated Diddy, Bad boy records, Who does a song with Jay Z who is touring with Fitty cent this summer.
I don’t think I have to spell this out for everyone, you can all see where I am going with this. That’s right, World War III. We all know from our history classes in high school, one of the proximate causes of World War I was alliances, and WWII was a direct effect of WWI, and now there are more alliances in the Rap Game than in Europe circa 1912.
So heed my advice, stock up on duct tape, bulletproof vest, and hide the white women. The rap game is about to blow up into World War III.