the b stands for bitch

[quarterandakiss]

I was doing that 'why character A loves character B' meme on my journal, and butidigress asked for Bob and Frank. Um. This is the result! Sorry for the poor image quality and possibly indecipherable handwriting. Pretend it's intentional. Dubious spelling and grammar = entirely intentional. Six images, maybe not dial-up friendly? (I'm on dial-up myself and it took a little while to upload, sigh.)

WHY I HATE love ♥♥♥ FRANK
BY B. BRYAR
^ (the b stands for bitch)
written with help from the love of his life and future babydaddy Frank
SERIOUSLY I WILL END YOU

Edited for canon by M. J. Way