Best Bio Ever
I'll probably never talk to this guy again in my life but read this it was his bio I loved it.
FINYC from gay.com
Smart, funny, good looking, normal top guy looking to meet similar people in NYC. I like guys who don't advertise, just looking for friends to chill with in and out of the bedroom. DONT IM ME if you're old enough to have been in college when I was in grade school. It's funny how many people ignore the previous sentence and then seem totally annoyed at me when I point them back to my profile. I'm sure there are plenty of great older guys out there, but I'm not looking for one. Also, if you have stupid shit about not hooking up or other "i'm a straight acting gay guy" bullshit it's gonna raise a red flag. If you don't wanna hook up, I don't give a shit, and so many guys talk a big game about masculinity until you talk to them on the phone and they might as well be my fucking sister. Also if you have some brand of luxury car and one of your pictures is either you posing in front of it or a picture of it with the caption "my baby" or somethin similar, get a fucking life. Seriously, thanks for reading this. I feel like if you get where I'm comin from here, we'll def get along real well. A few more things that deserve a mention in this addendum: If you IM me a thousand times and I don't reply, I'm more than likely not around. Either that, or I feel like there's no point in talking to you after reading your profile. Shit happens to all of us... It's hard for everyone to give up on trying to talk to a guy we might wanna talk to, but better to try every once in a while than send more than 2 or 3 pvts. That also means don't fucking lecture me in ur last private about not responding. I'm not a dick; I'm probably just not there. Also, who the fuck honestly doesn't have a picture? Honestly, why the fuck bother with you if you can't at least show me ur serious enough about bein on here and meeting non-sketchy sex-at-all-cost people? Also, asking for a face pic doesn't mean i'm lookin to immediately get in your pants. Someone once said to me, after I asked if he had a face pic to accompany the ever-present torso-in-mirror shot, "why do you need to see a face pic? I thought you weren't looking for a hookup." Two things there: 1) I never say I'm not looking for a hookup (see above) and 2) If you're a real person, you'll have a picture of yourself and not some dumbass routine. If your vices include Prada and Gucci, we're not a match. If your screen name includes Prada or Gucci, we're not a match. And really, why would your screen name include Prada or Gucci? YOU'RE A FUCKING GUY! If your "best attributes" don't include something about your personality or your mind but instead solely feature things you think will be indicative of wealth ( ., "checkbook"), you're an asshole. So either you'll think what you've just read is kind of funny and true, or you'll think I'm mad at the world. If it's the latter, you're flat out stupid. Relax and don't take everything so seriously. Rules, after all -- even mine -- are made to occasionally be broken...
FINYC from gay.com
Smart, funny, good looking, normal top guy looking to meet similar people in NYC. I like guys who don't advertise, just looking for friends to chill with in and out of the bedroom. DONT IM ME if you're old enough to have been in college when I was in grade school. It's funny how many people ignore the previous sentence and then seem totally annoyed at me when I point them back to my profile. I'm sure there are plenty of great older guys out there, but I'm not looking for one. Also, if you have stupid shit about not hooking up or other "i'm a straight acting gay guy" bullshit it's gonna raise a red flag. If you don't wanna hook up, I don't give a shit, and so many guys talk a big game about masculinity until you talk to them on the phone and they might as well be my fucking sister. Also if you have some brand of luxury car and one of your pictures is either you posing in front of it or a picture of it with the caption "my baby" or somethin similar, get a fucking life. Seriously, thanks for reading this. I feel like if you get where I'm comin from here, we'll def get along real well. A few more things that deserve a mention in this addendum: If you IM me a thousand times and I don't reply, I'm more than likely not around. Either that, or I feel like there's no point in talking to you after reading your profile. Shit happens to all of us... It's hard for everyone to give up on trying to talk to a guy we might wanna talk to, but better to try every once in a while than send more than 2 or 3 pvts. That also means don't fucking lecture me in ur last private about not responding. I'm not a dick; I'm probably just not there. Also, who the fuck honestly doesn't have a picture? Honestly, why the fuck bother with you if you can't at least show me ur serious enough about bein on here and meeting non-sketchy sex-at-all-cost people? Also, asking for a face pic doesn't mean i'm lookin to immediately get in your pants. Someone once said to me, after I asked if he had a face pic to accompany the ever-present torso-in-mirror shot, "why do you need to see a face pic? I thought you weren't looking for a hookup." Two things there: 1) I never say I'm not looking for a hookup (see above) and 2) If you're a real person, you'll have a picture of yourself and not some dumbass routine. If your vices include Prada and Gucci, we're not a match. If your screen name includes Prada or Gucci, we're not a match. And really, why would your screen name include Prada or Gucci? YOU'RE A FUCKING GUY! If your "best attributes" don't include something about your personality or your mind but instead solely feature things you think will be indicative of wealth ( ., "checkbook"), you're an asshole. So either you'll think what you've just read is kind of funny and true, or you'll think I'm mad at the world. If it's the latter, you're flat out stupid. Relax and don't take everything so seriously. Rules, after all -- even mine -- are made to occasionally be broken...