If you're reading this
You are probably the sort of person that thinks donating wifebeater undershirts to a battered women's shelter is a pretty funny inside joke.
You are probably the sort of person that offers rides to hobos, but is scared of cops.
You are probably the sort of person that has attempted to light their own farts on fire, but only in private.
You are probably the sort of person that keeps several days worth of clothes in their car. You justify this by telling yourself that you never know when you might need to change clothes for a party or social outing, but we all know it's just in case you need to make a run from the law.
You are probably the sort of person that will admire beautiful women (or men) from afar, but literally piss yourself if they approach, leading to a rather awkward situation.
You are probably the sort of person that does not own a radio.
You are probably the sort of person that never regrets a good hangover.
You are probably the sort of person that has zombie invasion dreams.
And yes, you are probably the sort of person that has plans just in case these dreams ever come true.
You are probably the sort of person that believes that Michael Jackson should be spared execution, but all the people that were tuned in to his trial should be taken out back and shot.
You are probably the sort of person that offers rides to hobos, but is scared of cops.
You are probably the sort of person that has attempted to light their own farts on fire, but only in private.
You are probably the sort of person that keeps several days worth of clothes in their car. You justify this by telling yourself that you never know when you might need to change clothes for a party or social outing, but we all know it's just in case you need to make a run from the law.
You are probably the sort of person that will admire beautiful women (or men) from afar, but literally piss yourself if they approach, leading to a rather awkward situation.
You are probably the sort of person that does not own a radio.
You are probably the sort of person that never regrets a good hangover.
You are probably the sort of person that has zombie invasion dreams.
And yes, you are probably the sort of person that has plans just in case these dreams ever come true.
You are probably the sort of person that believes that Michael Jackson should be spared execution, but all the people that were tuned in to his trial should be taken out back and shot.