Car Porn and Moving Adventures and Hot Dates
As I was leaving the gym tonight I was stopped at a red light and the SUV in front of me had several LCD screens displaying some kind of straight porno with lots of women in bathing suits lying around a pool masturbating. My first reaction was, "That's disgusting," and my second reaction was, "Would women really start masturbating in a pool together?"
Straight men are so stupid.
I've tried to have sex in water, and while the idea is hot, there's absolutely no lubrication, your balls shrivel to the size of raisins, and you've basically given someone an enema. I personally don't think giving someone an enema is particularly sexy, but whatever floats your boat...
In other more serious news, the big move continues. It's an odd feeling to come home daily and find things missing. At the moment they seem to be packing the kitchen first, but I've also noticed linens and bathroom articles gone. I feel a bit like Harry Potter with regards to the House Elves because I never actually see any of packing done, but I come home and find it finished. I am rather worried about the larger items though. Some of the furniture in the house was built or assembled IN the rooms in which they were intended, and are much to large to be taken through a doorway, window, or down stairs. I just HAD to have a giant Presidential desk, didn't I?
I think moving is a great idea though. A fresh start. A new beginning. A chance to throw away absolutely everything that reminds me of my ex =)
Speaking of the ex, I keep having dreams about him. Is this normal? I find it odd that I dreamt of him while I was sharing my bed with another man. That other man being Jose, the one who I didn't really feel like dating, and yet am now seeing on a semi-regular basis. But don't get ahead of yourselves, we haven't had sex yet, surprisingly. Though we may have slept together, I didn't so much as round second base. AND we also had the "relationship" discussion. I told him, truthfully, that I am not yet over my ex, and that I am not ready for a relationship, and he said he understood and that he would wait for me. In the mean time, we will continue to date and see where that takes us. What I'm really looking forward to though is my date with Issac on Saturday. I'm not prepared for it (this is someone that COULD become a relationship), I'm totally nervous, and I worry that I'll come off looking like an idiot. Would flowers on a first date be over doing it?
As Always,
Nassau
Straight men are so stupid.
I've tried to have sex in water, and while the idea is hot, there's absolutely no lubrication, your balls shrivel to the size of raisins, and you've basically given someone an enema. I personally don't think giving someone an enema is particularly sexy, but whatever floats your boat...
In other more serious news, the big move continues. It's an odd feeling to come home daily and find things missing. At the moment they seem to be packing the kitchen first, but I've also noticed linens and bathroom articles gone. I feel a bit like Harry Potter with regards to the House Elves because I never actually see any of packing done, but I come home and find it finished. I am rather worried about the larger items though. Some of the furniture in the house was built or assembled IN the rooms in which they were intended, and are much to large to be taken through a doorway, window, or down stairs. I just HAD to have a giant Presidential desk, didn't I?
I think moving is a great idea though. A fresh start. A new beginning. A chance to throw away absolutely everything that reminds me of my ex =)
Speaking of the ex, I keep having dreams about him. Is this normal? I find it odd that I dreamt of him while I was sharing my bed with another man. That other man being Jose, the one who I didn't really feel like dating, and yet am now seeing on a semi-regular basis. But don't get ahead of yourselves, we haven't had sex yet, surprisingly. Though we may have slept together, I didn't so much as round second base. AND we also had the "relationship" discussion. I told him, truthfully, that I am not yet over my ex, and that I am not ready for a relationship, and he said he understood and that he would wait for me. In the mean time, we will continue to date and see where that takes us. What I'm really looking forward to though is my date with Issac on Saturday. I'm not prepared for it (this is someone that COULD become a relationship), I'm totally nervous, and I worry that I'll come off looking like an idiot. Would flowers on a first date be over doing it?
As Always,
Nassau