Pretty in Pink
In case you haven’t seen me in person, let me tell you. One of my eyes has committed mutiny. That is, it is attempting to mutate into an albino eyeball. It has provoked three battles this month so far, each time its strategy is to turn pink like an albino eye, itch like crazy, and when in doubt throw green goop. I have won the first two battles through the use of some specialized weapons of mass destruction I like to call “Eye Drops”. This time however, I am calling in reinforcements. If all else fails there’s always glass replacements.
On a happier note Halloween is only 28 days away. In other words 40,320 minutes until FREE CANDY. Not to mention fake identities. Oh, and free candy too. I was thinking of going as a pirate. This is for two reasons.
1) I can dress up like a sexy pirate like gwen stefani in her rich girl video, because lets face it, who doesn’t want to be gwen stefani?
2) Sexy costume = more candy (although I think I’m too old to go trick-or-treating so I’m going to have to work on that strategy maybe)
3) Pirates get swords, swords are cool.
4) Should the war in my right ocular cavity still be raging, an eye-patch would be marvelous.
For you math majors out there, yes that was four, not two. Good job!
While we’re on the topic of Halloween here’s a FYI: If anyone (this means you) decides to go as a Reaver, I will run away from you crying, lock myself in my room, and when you take off your costume I will come back, hit you like a girl, and hate you forever. You have been warned.
Random thoughts:
I’d like to say thank you to all Jewish people for having a holiday tomorrow so I don’t have to go to class.
Why can’t we have two Halloweens a year? One for grown ups. We could call it Halloween 2.
How many bugs can a person swallow before they get sick and die? (if you know the answer please get back to me ASAP)
Weddings are great, no wonder people get married two or three times.
Grayson says “don’t worry, it gives you wrinkles” so listen to the man and don’t worry. Grayson knows these things, he hears voices in his head you see. Right Goustave?
And finally, let me just say ARRRRG!
On a happier note Halloween is only 28 days away. In other words 40,320 minutes until FREE CANDY. Not to mention fake identities. Oh, and free candy too. I was thinking of going as a pirate. This is for two reasons.
1) I can dress up like a sexy pirate like gwen stefani in her rich girl video, because lets face it, who doesn’t want to be gwen stefani?
2) Sexy costume = more candy (although I think I’m too old to go trick-or-treating so I’m going to have to work on that strategy maybe)
3) Pirates get swords, swords are cool.
4) Should the war in my right ocular cavity still be raging, an eye-patch would be marvelous.
For you math majors out there, yes that was four, not two. Good job!
While we’re on the topic of Halloween here’s a FYI: If anyone (this means you) decides to go as a Reaver, I will run away from you crying, lock myself in my room, and when you take off your costume I will come back, hit you like a girl, and hate you forever. You have been warned.
Random thoughts:
I’d like to say thank you to all Jewish people for having a holiday tomorrow so I don’t have to go to class.
Why can’t we have two Halloweens a year? One for grown ups. We could call it Halloween 2.
How many bugs can a person swallow before they get sick and die? (if you know the answer please get back to me ASAP)
Weddings are great, no wonder people get married two or three times.
Grayson says “don’t worry, it gives you wrinkles” so listen to the man and don’t worry. Grayson knows these things, he hears voices in his head you see. Right Goustave?
And finally, let me just say ARRRRG!