Steady Rockin' all night long
Tannery: A place where tanning is carried out.
Seriously, this is a word. And on the same note, I was thinking that I should start going to a tannery so I won't be so milk shake white. What do you think>?
I know it has been a while since I updated and I apologize. I'm sure no one cares, but no one likes a quitter.
The best news that I can relay to everyone is that I caught a scrubby guy in Family Video rockin' the dragon. In other words, he was masterbating in the porn room. I couldn't believe it. How freakin' disgusting is that?!!! I always thought I had a dirty mind when it came down to it, but that is one thing that is totally unacceptable. What was I supposed to do? I walked in with a stack of movies that I was returning to their rightful place on the shelf when I saw the man with his pants down. His left hand was delicately holding the movie box Deep Oral Ladies Vol. 4, while his right hand was firmly gripping his, yeah... I proceeded to clear my throat, loudly. His head swiveled towards me and with a shocked look on his face he pulled up his pants. It's not over. He turned to me with the biggest protrusion sticking out of his pants I have ever seen. I said "Get out of my store. If you ever come back, I swear to god I will call the cops and have you arrested for trespassing." He started jogging out only to trip and fall on his own stupidity. All of the customers saw the man as he quitetly exited the store. I threw away the ad box.
Yeah, quite fun. I am tired since it is 2 in the morning but I just thought I should end my drought with a family appropriate story. I mean really, we are called Family Video and how else do you start a family without a massive...yeah. Good night
Seriously, this is a word. And on the same note, I was thinking that I should start going to a tannery so I won't be so milk shake white. What do you think>?
I know it has been a while since I updated and I apologize. I'm sure no one cares, but no one likes a quitter.
The best news that I can relay to everyone is that I caught a scrubby guy in Family Video rockin' the dragon. In other words, he was masterbating in the porn room. I couldn't believe it. How freakin' disgusting is that?!!! I always thought I had a dirty mind when it came down to it, but that is one thing that is totally unacceptable. What was I supposed to do? I walked in with a stack of movies that I was returning to their rightful place on the shelf when I saw the man with his pants down. His left hand was delicately holding the movie box Deep Oral Ladies Vol. 4, while his right hand was firmly gripping his, yeah... I proceeded to clear my throat, loudly. His head swiveled towards me and with a shocked look on his face he pulled up his pants. It's not over. He turned to me with the biggest protrusion sticking out of his pants I have ever seen. I said "Get out of my store. If you ever come back, I swear to god I will call the cops and have you arrested for trespassing." He started jogging out only to trip and fall on his own stupidity. All of the customers saw the man as he quitetly exited the store. I threw away the ad box.
Yeah, quite fun. I am tired since it is 2 in the morning but I just thought I should end my drought with a family appropriate story. I mean really, we are called Family Video and how else do you start a family without a massive...yeah. Good night