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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law_application_for_antigravitatory_cats "This property of rotating cats has also been utilised by addicts of kitten huffing to add a second hit to the huffing experience. By strapping buttered toast to the kittens they huff the huffer begins to hover and rotate, this is known as hover-huffing and is only for the seriously serious huffer as it results in a truly disorienting experience (DO NOT DO THIS WITH THE ORANGE ONES)."