Don't make me laugh.

[qualitas]

Roxas, your idea of "pranks" is absolutely hilarious. I'll admit, it was an impressive plan, switching bottles of shampoo while I was sleeping. Really, such ingenuity.

At least, it would've been, had you actually switched the right shampoos

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[blondjailbait]

Well, shit.

Fuck you, you damn fairy.

[qualitas]

It was a commendable effort, I must say.

[blondjailbait]

You know what this means, right? This mean WAR, you Fruitcup from hell. I'll not let you humiliate me. You're either trying to act smarter than me, trying to act more righteous than me, or trying to convince me I'm gay. I can't take it anymore, and you leaving Axel for mullet-boy was just the last straw, you know? No one deserves to be treated like a bitch because you're on your period all the time.

[qualitas]

Oh, Roxas. I don't need to try to act smarter or more "righteous" than you. You make it hard not to be~.

My former relationship with Axel is none of your concern. Just because you're his friend doesn't mean you suddenly need to become his attack dog - or should I say, attack mouse?

[blondjailbait]

I will rip your tongue out of that mouth and STRANGLE you with it.

The way you treated him only contributed SLIGHTLY to my hate for you. The way you betrayed him just kinda made me realize how much of a BITCH you are. And I'm NOT his attack dog - STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SIZE, DAMMIT - I just think the way you treated him was unfair. But all the teasing, the condescending attitude, and the CONSTANT accusations regarding my sexuality fueled the majority of my anger.

[qualitas]

The sheer lack of knowledge you have of the situation makes your stand even more amusing. Really, Roxas. You’ve known Axel for how long? A month, maybe? You are in no place to judge a five-year relationship, nor are you in any place where you can assume you know everything about a person from what you are presented with.

When it comes down to it, I have no heart. I can’t really give a damn about whether or not I hurt anyone.