Bolt the doors and shutter the windows, for here there be monsters.

[qualitas]

I've been away on a mission for the past week or so. Most of it was uneventful, but upon arriving at the local town, I encountered the most terrifying creature ever. I'm not exaggerating, mind you. I could have the villagers of Transylvania vouch for me

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[thundernymph]

Holy shit.

I think I just died laughing.

...

Is that possible?

[qualitas]

I fail to see how this is remotely amusing, Larxene. We're all in terrible danger.

Even you. She also said in one of the many post scripts that she wants to replace you in the Organization.

[thundernymph]

Pssh. Marluxia, do you hear yourself? You can't honestly think this girl is going to kill us all.

Tch. She isn't replacing anybody. Nobody could replace me. (No pun intended.)

[qualitas]

You didn't see her, Larxene. As powerful as we are, I doubt any of us could single-handedly destroy a continent in one blast. (Save for the Superior.)

Besides, I'm more worried about her being able to bewitch us.

[thundernymph]

No, I didn't see her. But let me guess. She was also beautiful, flawless, and perfect?

She can bewitch my ass. I'm still not adequately 'afraid'.

[qualitas]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[thundernymph]

I won't.

And you didn't answer the beauty question.

Like the icon.

[qualitas]

If you're into slutty drama queens, of course she was beautiful.

I'd say thank you, but it would be meaningless.

[thundernymph]

Well, that's one way to put it.

Somebody's in a pessimistic mood.