While I do wish this were my own ingenious scheme, it is rather unfortunately not. Any particular reason why you are accusing me? It is a rather absurd claim.
It would seem your darling plant life has finally begun to see the error of its ways on its own.
What's so absurd about it? You specialize in illusions, and this clearly is one of them. The idea that my plants would have enough free will to do such a thing is ridiculous.
I suppose I understand what you mean. Though as much as I would like to, I cannot assume responsibility for this marvelous turn of events. You would do better to uncover why your plants are babbling to you, rather than spend time interrogating me.
If you must know, they're saying I don't "spend enough time with them". That alone is preposterous. Most of my day is spent caring for them.
It's more so the threatening part that proves it's an illusion. My plants have never shown any ill-intent or violence towards me, so I highly doubt this is truly them speaking.
While they may have never shown such "ill-intent" in the past, that is no reason why they would not now. Believe what you would like. Though I can't say I recommend the method of coping you have chosen.
It would seem your darling plant life has finally begun to see the error of its ways on its own.
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You're terrible at denial, Zexion.
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Am I really? Strange.
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It's more so the threatening part that proves it's an illusion. My plants have never shown any ill-intent or violence towards me, so I highly doubt this is truly them speaking.
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