May 20, 2008 14:57
The problem with having once been paid for the bullshit I spout is that it gave me the belief that it's valuable. As such, everybody should want it, and be thrilled when I choose to give it to them.
This is a tougher habit to break than you might think.
As my dad once told me, opinions are like assholes - everybody has one, and nobody needs yours.
My apologies to everybody upon whom I've foisted mine without having been asked. Not that it matters, but my intentions really were good (or at least, I think they were). I wanted to be the one who helped you out, more than I wanted you to have been helped, because I wanted you to like me. I forgot that you already did.
If you're not sure if you're one of the people I'm talking to, then you are.
Now I just need to figure out how to stop doing this.