Insufficent Fucking and Sliced Paws
So not much has been happening lately so I haven't posted much but today was suddenly very exciting.
I bought Vera a new leash (since she chewed her old long leash in half) and took her out on a long walk through doggie disneyland but she managed to cut her paw on something and there was lots of blood. I picked her up and got blood all over my pants. I took her immediately to the vet who told me that while paw pads bleed alot they are designed to take this kind of abuse and it wasn't really serious but Vera now has to go for a week without long walks or dog parks. She is now curled up under the couch I'm sitting on looking kinda sad.
While I'm making a post I thought I'd share a comment Sharon made last night after I'd talked to her for an hour or so then I'd chatted with some other friends for another hour and then when I talked to her again she described finding out that I wanted to talk that long as being like "Taking your wife to an orgy and then thinking, wow I didn't realize my wife needed that much fucking...I'm glad someone else is helping out." The amusing thing is Sharon thinks this is a perfectly natural metaphor.
I bought Vera a new leash (since she chewed her old long leash in half) and took her out on a long walk through doggie disneyland but she managed to cut her paw on something and there was lots of blood. I picked her up and got blood all over my pants. I took her immediately to the vet who told me that while paw pads bleed alot they are designed to take this kind of abuse and it wasn't really serious but Vera now has to go for a week without long walks or dog parks. She is now curled up under the couch I'm sitting on looking kinda sad.
While I'm making a post I thought I'd share a comment Sharon made last night after I'd talked to her for an hour or so then I'd chatted with some other friends for another hour and then when I talked to her again she described finding out that I wanted to talk that long as being like "Taking your wife to an orgy and then thinking, wow I didn't realize my wife needed that much fucking...I'm glad someone else is helping out." The amusing thing is Sharon thinks this is a perfectly natural metaphor.