me? discreat? HAHAHAHAHA

[qualatifica]

okay so recently i have noticed that it is nearly impossible for me to be low key....

for some reason i always find some way to draw attention to myself...and usually not in a positive light....

for instince: the other day brad and i were standing in the USCAN line at Farmer Jack. Just standing there. I was holding an EMPTY slurpie cup....not much harm can come from that you say???? OOOHHH how you are mistaken. SUDDENLY the cup spontaniously combusts!!!!!! lid flying one way! the cup part hitting my foot! the straw hitting the guy behind me! i had slurpie juice on my toe!!!!!!!!!!!!! and now i cannot stop laughing and brad is looking at me like "what the fuck just happened"

OR

at work i will just be walking along then scuff my shoe on the ground wrong and almost trip....THEN people look at me funny....

OR

I will be walking at work (again) and run into something and it will all tumble around me...

OR

walking through the isles in the opera house and run into a chair arm....several times!

NOW this all happens on a regular basis....what is the dealio???????

i guess i have something to laugh at...heh

tis all for now

:)
Al