To My Fellow Drivers...

Mar 29, 2009 02:05

Please, don't allow the children, subhuman friends, village idiots, or crazy elderly people in your car to throw fuckin' spherical paperweights out the window on the gorram freeway. They bounce off the pavement and hit the windshields of the cars behind you at an EXTREMELY high speed. At best they make a loud noise (fortunately the situation I experienced ended in this), at mid-best they crack the windshield and it has to be replaced, or at absolute worst it could- oh, I dunno- HOW ABOUT FUCKING KILL SOMEONE!!!

Right now I have my best frosty-Hakkai smile on. About two hours ago this post would have been a LOT angrier. And "fuck" would have been used much, much more than it was.

Thank you,
Qualapec
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