1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? No. Besides, it isn't my friends list.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Night. It's when the inmates are the most... active. And certain other denizens of the night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? I sleep in the exact middle of my bed, unless I'm sharing. In that case, I
4. Do you masturbate? No. It's filthy.
5. How often? Lately? Why do you insist upon asking me irrelevant questions?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I am a DOCTOR. I have no need to debase myself for money.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? Showers. Baths result in you sitting in your own dirty water.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Yes, in the shower. It negates the need to clean up after. I enjoy the convenience.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? I did once for psychological purposes. I did not enjoy it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? I prefer someone who is capable of being both, but HE prefers them to fight back.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Love is just a series of neural chemical reactions.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Once again, it is not my friends list.
13. Would you choose love or money? Money. Money will get you much further in this world.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? -Masks -Humiliation -Medical kink.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? HE has gotten me into some situations that I didn't appreciate. Well, at least not at first.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Romance isn't a part of the equation.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? It's quite normal to me, but I assume that the straitjacket storage room at Arkam applies.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? No. I hold all the keys to Arkham, so there is no chance.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? I couldn't imagine why I would go, unless it was to study the pavlovian effect that silicone and flashing lights have on men's wallets.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Absolutely not.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? See above.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar? No. Not that I'd WANT to be...
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? It has no bearing on anything, but yes.
24. What's your sexuality? Sexuality is a constrictive term, but I suppose I'm attracted to individuals rather than genders.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? Are you aware of the amount of diseases on those seats? HE quite enjoys sex in public places though.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? Once. HE did it, not me, but as it's one body I suppose it counts.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? It's the only place I have sex.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? For research purposes. I did my thesis on fetishes.
29. Bought something from an adult store? Absolutely not.
30. Do you own any sex toys? I technically own the ones I have confiscated, but I don't use them.
31. If yes, how many and what are they? N/A.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? Mmm... I know something you don't know...
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? No, but people have called me the wrong name. I can't blame them, really. HE gets in the way quite often.
34. Have you ever had phone sex? Yes. I quite enjoy it.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex? The internet is a strange, strange place. There are advantages to being anonymous.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Intercourse is defined as penetration, but as oral sex elicts the same sorts of mental and emotional responses as penetration, I'd say yes. Besides, it's just as much fun.
37. What's your favorite sexual position? Anything where I can watch people's expressions.
38. What's your favorite sex act? Foreplay, especially if it's teasing.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? I haven't, but we have.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? I don't know nor do I care.
No. Besides, it isn't my friends list.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night. It's when the inmates are the most... active. And certain other denizens of the night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I sleep in the exact middle of my bed, unless I'm sharing. In that case, I
4. Do you masturbate?
No. It's filthy.
5. How often? Lately?
Why do you insist upon asking me irrelevant questions?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I am a DOCTOR. I have no need to debase myself for money.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. Baths result in you sitting in your own dirty water.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, in the shower. It negates the need to clean up after. I enjoy the convenience.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I did once for psychological purposes. I did not enjoy it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I prefer someone who is capable of being both, but HE prefers them to fight back.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love is just a series of neural chemical reactions.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Once again, it is not my friends list.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. Money will get you much further in this world.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
-Masks
-Humiliation
-Medical kink.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
HE has gotten me into some situations that I didn't appreciate. Well, at least not at first.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romance isn't a part of the equation.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
It's quite normal to me, but I assume that the straitjacket storage room at Arkam applies.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No. I hold all the keys to Arkham, so there is no chance.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I couldn't imagine why I would go, unless it was to study the pavlovian effect that silicone and flashing lights have on men's wallets.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Absolutely not.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See above.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No. Not that I'd WANT to be...
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
It has no bearing on anything, but yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
Sexuality is a constrictive term, but I suppose I'm attracted to individuals rather than genders.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Are you aware of the amount of diseases on those seats? HE quite enjoys sex in public places though.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Once. HE did it, not me, but as it's one body I suppose it counts.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
It's the only place I have sex.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
For research purposes. I did my thesis on fetishes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Absolutely not.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I technically own the ones I have confiscated, but I don't use them.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Mmm... I know something you don't know...
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, but people have called me the wrong name. I can't blame them, really. HE gets in the way quite often.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes. I quite enjoy it.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
The internet is a strange, strange place. There are advantages to being anonymous.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Intercourse is defined as penetration, but as oral sex elicts the same sorts of mental and emotional responses as penetration, I'd say yes. Besides, it's just as much fun.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Anything where I can watch people's expressions.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Foreplay, especially if it's teasing.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I haven't, but we have.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't know nor do I care.
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