Twi-LAWL

[quakewithfear]

Disclaimer:  I have never read Twilight.  I have never seen Twilight.  I have no opinion of Twilight whatsoever, either for or against.  I just thought this was amusing.

Excerpt from a review of the Twilight movie I was reading:

Comments

[axilet]

Even the ACTOR was leery of the book. /snerk/

“When you read the book…it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything...I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself."

Actual quote from Pattinson XD

[quakewithfear]

I had heard that and I thought it was absolutely amazing.

It's like chapter one from a book titled "HOW TO TELL A MOVIE IS PROBABLY GOING TO SUCK"

[roary_rhian]

Hah! I knew Pattinson was an alright guy. Yeah I sat through an interview where the lead actress called Bella a blank slate (basically an empty shell of a mary-sue) right in front of Meyer and Meyer didn't catch the back handed insult. I loled.

The vampires not being vampires is a huge pet peeve of mine. simmilar to quake's dislike of faux-zombies. Which I agree with too.

*waves at Quake* first time comment, long time lurker, love your stuff! <3

[quakewithfear]

Yeah, I heard that too. It makes me almost want to see the movie. Almost.

I can't believe she didn't get that. Wow. Honestly.

^_^ hey there! *waves back* Always glad to hear from people! Nice to meet you!

[roary_rhian]

You can watch it on the net for free on certain sites. I'm interested in the two inches of body glitter the vampires have. It sounds horribly entertaining...in a sad way. XD