Crack Questions Meme
I love this meme. ^^; I've actually done it several times, but never posted. Here we go! (
Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it. XD)
1. Auron
2. Riku
3. Siegfried
4. Yuri
5. DiZ
6. Cloud
7. Keith
8. Roxas
9. Xehanort
10. Tidus
11. Raphael
12. Vincent Valentine
Note: Will contain Kingdom Hearts II Spoilers. You're warned.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Cloud/Raphael. Oh my Lord, I think Raphael would EAT him. Well, maybe not. It would actually be hysterically funny to put the two of them side-by-side because they are totally not compatible. *snicker* And the difference between Raphael's dinky little foil and Cloud's big honkin' behemoth of a sword would make me laugh. It would be utter crack, but I think it would be interesting if someone attempted it.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yuri. Fuck yeah I do. He's only my favorite RPG character of all time. Yes, he surpasses Riku and Cloud and Tidus and even Ansem. Yuri is just THAT cool. As for hot? MY GOD HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MAN? Half of what makes him so sexy is his awesome personality, but the rest of him ain't hard on the eyes at all. I'd hit it.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Vincent getting Roxas pregnant. .... Seriously, I think my head just broke. Seriously. First of all, I think Axel would go medieval on Vincent's ass. Or at least attempt to and get his butt kicked. In all honesty, I think the kid would be almost insanely sexy, but I just can't see mpreg!Roxas. It makes my eye twitch.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Xehanort. *cough* Um.... SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION TIME! Xehanort!Ansem/Roxas at it's finest. Plus kinky fence sex. Gotta love it.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Riku and Cloud. I think so, under the right circumstances. Maybe when they're both still working for the bad guys in KH1 and they have a lot of pent-up aggression to get out.... *grin*
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
DiZ/Xehanort or DiZ/Tidus. Let's say for a mintute that it's DiZ/Xehanort!Riku and there you have my KH2 OTP. As interesting as DiZ/Tidus would be, there is just waaaaaaay too much about DiZ/X!Riku that tickles my kinks. God, why have I not written more of them?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Keith walking in on Riku and Vincent. *blink* Um... XD;; He'd probably ask to join in. Hooray for canonically gay vampires!
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Siegfried/Tidus. Dude, that's kinda sexy. "Siegfried and Tidus bond over beer, discussing their mutual father issues and how blondes really do have more fun."
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Auron/Roxas fluff. D'awwwwwwww it would be cute. ^_^ Maybe, but I've never seen any.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Keith/Vincent. Ooooh I like that. Um.... Title... "Look, I'm An Actual Vampire And You Don't See Me Angsting All The Time."
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Yuri deflowering Auron. O.o;; Uh. Oh boy. Um. I think he would have to be in a fusion form, because that's really the only way I can see that working. Amon/Auron. I can't deny that I'm sorely tempted just because it would be CRACK.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Aww, poor Keith. Not that I know of. He's such a cool character, but the Shadow Hearts fandom is sadly small.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Raphael art is the sex! Katie's drawn him a few times. *purr*
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Oh DADDY!" *cough* Okay, so that was bad, but there's no denying that that boy has some serious father issues.
15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Hmmm... Roxas songfic. Probably something by The Rasmus. In My Life is coming to mind. ^_^ It's more "determined to be what I want" Roxas instead of angst-bunny Roxas.
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Auron/Cloud/Vincent fic, hm. Meh.... That one's not really striking me, so probably nothing interesting. If it was DiZ/X!Riku/Roxas, for example, THEN we would have some fun warnings.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
XD Riku doesn't use pick-up lines! I just can't see that at all.
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
DiZ. Um.... Probably the last time I wrote one.
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
*grin* He has a machine fetish. And a feather fetish. And using materia as a ball-gag works wonders as well. (I'm going to hell.) Oh being tied up with Leon's belts works too. ^^;; Depends on which Cloud we're talking about here.
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Raphael/Xehanort. You know, I can see them being friends, but not lover. There's too much ego there for them to function as a couple. I bed there would be lots of casual makeouts and groping, but no actual sex.
21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Siegfried/Keith. Siegfried, definitely.
22. "One (Auron) and Nine (Xehanort) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Xehanort) suddenly runs off with Four (Yuri). One (Auron), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Raphael) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Vincent), then follows the wise advice of Five (DiZ) and finds true love with Three (Siegfried)."
What title would you give this fic?
....I don't even know.
23. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Keith/Roxas. ^_^ I think they'd make a good couple, actually.
Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it. XD)
1. Auron
2. Riku
3. Siegfried
4. Yuri
5. DiZ
6. Cloud
7. Keith
8. Roxas
9. Xehanort
10. Tidus
11. Raphael
12. Vincent Valentine
Note: Will contain Kingdom Hearts II Spoilers. You're warned.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Cloud/Raphael. Oh my Lord, I think Raphael would EAT him. Well, maybe not. It would actually be hysterically funny to put the two of them side-by-side because they are totally not compatible. *snicker* And the difference between Raphael's dinky little foil and Cloud's big honkin' behemoth of a sword would make me laugh. It would be utter crack, but I think it would be interesting if someone attempted it.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yuri. Fuck yeah I do. He's only my favorite RPG character of all time. Yes, he surpasses Riku and Cloud and Tidus and even Ansem. Yuri is just THAT cool. As for hot? MY GOD HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MAN? Half of what makes him so sexy is his awesome personality, but the rest of him ain't hard on the eyes at all. I'd hit it.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Vincent getting Roxas pregnant. .... Seriously, I think my head just broke. Seriously. First of all, I think Axel would go medieval on Vincent's ass. Or at least attempt to and get his butt kicked. In all honesty, I think the kid would be almost insanely sexy, but I just can't see mpreg!Roxas. It makes my eye twitch.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Xehanort. *cough* Um.... SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION TIME! Xehanort!Ansem/Roxas at it's finest. Plus kinky fence sex. Gotta love it.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Riku and Cloud. I think so, under the right circumstances. Maybe when they're both still working for the bad guys in KH1 and they have a lot of pent-up aggression to get out.... *grin*
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
DiZ/Xehanort or DiZ/Tidus. Let's say for a mintute that it's DiZ/Xehanort!Riku and there you have my KH2 OTP. As interesting as DiZ/Tidus would be, there is just waaaaaaay too much about DiZ/X!Riku that tickles my kinks. God, why have I not written more of them?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Keith walking in on Riku and Vincent. *blink* Um... XD;; He'd probably ask to join in. Hooray for canonically gay vampires!
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Siegfried/Tidus. Dude, that's kinda sexy. "Siegfried and Tidus bond over beer, discussing their mutual father issues and how blondes really do have more fun."
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Auron/Roxas fluff. D'awwwwwwww it would be cute. ^_^ Maybe, but I've never seen any.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Keith/Vincent. Ooooh I like that. Um.... Title... "Look, I'm An Actual Vampire And You Don't See Me Angsting All The Time."
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Yuri deflowering Auron. O.o;; Uh. Oh boy. Um. I think he would have to be in a fusion form, because that's really the only way I can see that working. Amon/Auron. I can't deny that I'm sorely tempted just because it would be CRACK.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Aww, poor Keith. Not that I know of. He's such a cool character, but the Shadow Hearts fandom is sadly small.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Raphael art is the sex! Katie's drawn him a few times. *purr*
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Oh DADDY!" *cough* Okay, so that was bad, but there's no denying that that boy has some serious father issues.
15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Hmmm... Roxas songfic. Probably something by The Rasmus. In My Life is coming to mind. ^_^ It's more "determined to be what I want" Roxas instead of angst-bunny Roxas.
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Auron/Cloud/Vincent fic, hm. Meh.... That one's not really striking me, so probably nothing interesting. If it was DiZ/X!Riku/Roxas, for example, THEN we would have some fun warnings.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
XD Riku doesn't use pick-up lines! I just can't see that at all.
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
DiZ. Um.... Probably the last time I wrote one.
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
*grin* He has a machine fetish. And a feather fetish. And using materia as a ball-gag works wonders as well. (I'm going to hell.) Oh being tied up with Leon's belts works too. ^^;; Depends on which Cloud we're talking about here.
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Raphael/Xehanort. You know, I can see them being friends, but not lover. There's too much ego there for them to function as a couple. I bed there would be lots of casual makeouts and groping, but no actual sex.
21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Siegfried/Keith. Siegfried, definitely.
22. "One (Auron) and Nine (Xehanort) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Xehanort) suddenly runs off with Four (Yuri). One (Auron), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Raphael) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Vincent), then follows the wise advice of Five (DiZ) and finds true love with Three (Siegfried)."
What title would you give this fic?
....I don't even know.
23. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Keith/Roxas. ^_^ I think they'd make a good couple, actually.