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Humor for possibly the worst holiday ever invented by Hallmark.
This man goes into the tattoo parlor and asks to have a hundred
dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
The tattoo artist asks why.
The man says, "I can give you 3 reasons:
1. I like to play with my money.
2. I like to watch my money grow.
3. I want to see how fast my wife can blow a hundred dollars."
Tada.
This man goes into the tattoo parlor and asks to have a hundred
dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
The tattoo artist asks why.
The man says, "I can give you 3 reasons:
1. I like to play with my money.
2. I like to watch my money grow.
3. I want to see how fast my wife can blow a hundred dollars."
Tada.