ROFLMAO!

[quaint_shopgirl]

I read the last line and seriously spit my tea all over the computer screen!!!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, quaint_shopgirl sent to me...

Twelve elites drumming
Eleven brightillusions piping
Ten 1oldmanfans a-leaping
Nine shinymom3s dancing
Eight merkaba07s a-milking
Seven _helygen_s a-swimming
Six quaint_shopgirls a-reading
Five ju-u-u-ulesongs
Four politics
Three gadgets
Two movies
...and an angel in a buffy.