This isn't funny. Really, it isn't.

[quaint_shopgirl]

Yet I found myself laughing while reading it. Could have been the term "death by misadventure". I see a SNL skit coming out of this.

I know...I'm evil.

possible contender for the Darwin awards?

In less funny news, I have to go get a tooth pulled in an hour. I hate the dentist. :(