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[quailsonabridge]

I just went to the sweetest house ever. It was like a castle. It was purple and gold stucco on the outside with fancy decals - it looked like the Disneyland castle. It had the most intense crown molding ever and the ceilings had inlays that were painted like the sky and... I cannot even describe this house. Not even close. But I don't think I

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[kurtbert]

Also does one be "in a beard"? And I thought you were talking about Pizzacato 5 at first, but alas!

[kurtbert]

I'm really spammy today, sorry!

[quailsonabridge]

That's okay! I think if you have a beard, you can be in a beard. Maybe it wasn't a real beard.

No, it was.

[kurtbert]

But how can you be in a beard? I suppose you can be all up in a beard and therefore in a beard, but I don't know. Friend with beard is a good saying. Ahahahahaha or "with beard" instead of "with friend."

[quailsonabridge]

Huh?

I meant he had a beard, I just mistyped. I apologize.

[kurtbert]

No, I know you did, I was just waxing philosophical about how in a beard would be possible. If I don't make sense, you can just ignore me, lolz.

[quailsonabridge]

Like on Family Guy when Peter grows a beard and then has birds living in it? Those birds were in a beard.

[kurtbert]

OH! Well then! Thanks for clearing that up! I was trying to find a deeper meaning when clearly all I needed to do was think of cartoons!

[quailsonabridge]

Cartoons always have the answer. ALWAYS.

Should I go to the library? That'd be a waste of time. OR WOULD IT BE?! I owe the library so much $$.

[kurtbert]

I WILL REMEMBER THIS INFORMATION FOREVER NOW!

I don't know! Do you need to? Would it be that useful? Why do you owe so much money!

[quailsonabridge]

Because of unpaid late fines!

[kurtbert]

But what I meant was why do you have so many unpaid late fines!?

[quailsonabridge]

I'm lazy!

[kurtbert]

Sad timez!