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[14:30] Pivot Shoes: it's one of the first mcdonalds commercials
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: ronald is giving a kid a hamburger
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: apparently in the old days, he had a magic tray attached to his crotch that would conjure hamburgers from nowhere
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: he would remove the current burger and a new one would be in it's stead
[14:31] quaga42: yeah, and he had that hamburger on his head
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: he has like a tray on his head
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: or something
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: two trays
[14:31] quaga42: then he went on to be a weather man
[14:32] Pivot Shoes: anyway, he trips and a burger goes flying into the hands of virile prepubescent Jimmy Suburbia
[14:32] quaga42: today's weather is EAT A HAMBURGER
[14:32] Pivot Shoes: the conversation is like this
[14:32] Pivot Shoes: "That mcdonalds hamburger sure is delicious isn't it?"
[14:33] Pivot Shoes: "my mom says not to talk to strangers"
[14:33] Pivot Shoes: "well mom's right as always" (Holy 60's roll reversal, batman) "but i'm no stanger, i'm ronald mcdonald"
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: "well ya sound like ronald mcdonald, but how do i know you're really him"
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: "here i'll give you three more burgers"
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: (crotch magic ensues)
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: "normally you shouldn't take things from strangers"
[14:34] quaga42: HEY KID, WANT SOME BURGERS? I'VE GOT SOME IN MY MAGIC VAN
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: "but you're RONALD MCDONALD"
[14:34] quaga42: WE'LL GO TO MCDONALDS LAND AND HAVE LOTS OF ADVENTURES
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: hahah exactly, it's more like "like those burgers kid? i've got a sausage in my van"
[14:35] quaga42: JUST SO YOU KNOW, TRAVELING TO MCDONALDLAND FEELS KINDA LIKE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
[14:35] quaga42: IT'S HOW YOUR BODY GETS USED TO THE MAGIC
[14:35] Pivot Shoes: i guess when i have kids i'm going to have to tell them to never talk to strangers, especially if they prove that they are Ronald McDonald
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: ronald is giving a kid a hamburger
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: apparently in the old days, he had a magic tray attached to his crotch that would conjure hamburgers from nowhere
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: he would remove the current burger and a new one would be in it's stead
[14:31] quaga42: yeah, and he had that hamburger on his head
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: he has like a tray on his head
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: or something
[14:31] Pivot Shoes: two trays
[14:31] quaga42: then he went on to be a weather man
[14:32] Pivot Shoes: anyway, he trips and a burger goes flying into the hands of virile prepubescent Jimmy Suburbia
[14:32] quaga42: today's weather is EAT A HAMBURGER
[14:32] Pivot Shoes: the conversation is like this
[14:32] Pivot Shoes: "That mcdonalds hamburger sure is delicious isn't it?"
[14:33] Pivot Shoes: "my mom says not to talk to strangers"
[14:33] Pivot Shoes: "well mom's right as always" (Holy 60's roll reversal, batman) "but i'm no stanger, i'm ronald mcdonald"
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: "well ya sound like ronald mcdonald, but how do i know you're really him"
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: "here i'll give you three more burgers"
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: (crotch magic ensues)
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: "normally you shouldn't take things from strangers"
[14:34] quaga42: HEY KID, WANT SOME BURGERS? I'VE GOT SOME IN MY MAGIC VAN
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: "but you're RONALD MCDONALD"
[14:34] quaga42: WE'LL GO TO MCDONALDS LAND AND HAVE LOTS OF ADVENTURES
[14:34] Pivot Shoes: hahah exactly, it's more like "like those burgers kid? i've got a sausage in my van"
[14:35] quaga42: JUST SO YOU KNOW, TRAVELING TO MCDONALDLAND FEELS KINDA LIKE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
[14:35] quaga42: IT'S HOW YOUR BODY GETS USED TO THE MAGIC
[14:35] Pivot Shoes: i guess when i have kids i'm going to have to tell them to never talk to strangers, especially if they prove that they are Ronald McDonald